5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere



chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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(Source: uhhm-no)





billuminati:

"white people dont have culture"

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reallyimage

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sure

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is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON




meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

(Source: snapchatting)



beam-meh-up-scotty:

clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

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I’m done

(Source: milfdud)



lexilove2169:

dettolmami:

clarknokent:

yungwavegod:

vinebox:

When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram

side joint like I’m pregnant

When you call to see how much you owe in student loans.

When ya mama asked if u took the chicken out the freezer & u had forgot


Lmfao


80slove:

Pretty in Pink